This guy needs to become a stripper.
This guy needs to become my husband.
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY
SERVING IT UP, GARY’S WAY
Says the guy wearing the C for the Hawks at age 20 [x]
BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS
THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS
I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with
THIS IS MY LIFE IN A FUCKING POST
I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE D LIFE D LIFE CHOSE ME
YOU ARE MY BAE AND I LOVE YOU <3
Somewhere along the line we lost it. We stopped believing. Then the kid next door won a gold medal. A kid with a runny nose and milk money danced up to the tiger and spit in his eye. It’s not a fluke. Not an upset. Not a longshot, dark horse or a David and Goliath. It’s a miracle. It’s America. Welcome back.
Someone is amped up.
Ryan Howard. He’s so hot right now.
The new kind of celebration.